Look I’m an open book, it takes a lot to shock me, I’m ok with most things and it needs to be said that personally I’ve gotten amusement out of all 5 of these things. My colleagues on the other hand……. not so much.
5 things your hairdresser doesn’t need to know:
1. What your boobs look like fresh off the dr’s knife –
I mean when friends of mine have had boob jobs I’m the first in line to cop a feel but please, buy me dinner first. Flopping them out on our first meeting at the hair salon……too soon.
2. Pictures of your baby coming out of your vagina-
look if you’re flicking through your family pictures on your I pad whilst I do your hair, I can SEE them. Unless you want me doing your hair with my eyes closed I beg you, ogle the death of your vagina in private please.
3. That your telepathic and can speak to god –
don’t….. Just don’t.
4. How big your husbands penis is –
I guess this is sometimes ok but not when your husband is over 70 years of age.
5. If you’ve just finished having sex with your husband –
again, I’m ok with this most of the time but when your over the age of 80, stop, just stop.
That’s it, anything else is fair game. Glad we had this talk.