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Dear Dyson, It’s about your silent hairdryer……

August 22, 2016

Dear Dyson,

It’s about your silent hairdryer. I know you’re all sitting around feeling quite chuffed with yourselves and you should, honestly you should. I mean how else was i going to blow dry my hair while the kids were asleep? You’ve truly solved one of the first world’s biggest problems. Definitely worth celebrating…totes.

Dear Dyson, It's about your silent hairdryer

check it out? impressive or what?

 

However………….

I haven’t yet got round to actually buying your fancy new hair dryer. No my husband doesn’t seem to think $700 on a new hair dryer is just. He’s a real prick like that.

But i do have to hand it to you, it certainly sparked some serious conversation in my salon. Yep everyone was impressed. Although if you’re open to suggestions we thought your time might have been better spent inventing cordless hair dryers. Yeah those cords are a real bitch, us hairdressers are always tripping over them. So annoying.

While i’m offering feedback i feel it necessary to outline a potential problem you may have overlooked. There’s no way any self respecting hairdresser is going to buy one of these. You see we actually like the noise hair dryers make. And here’s why:

  • it drowns out trash talk
  • allows exchanging of vital top secret information between client & hairdresser without anyone eaves dropping
  • muffles the sound of farts whilst blow drying

This aside i would like to take this opportunity to congratulate you on the huge success of your new silent hair dryer.

Please do not hesitate to call me when you release the cordless one.

Dear Dyson, It's about your silent hairdryer

Kind Regards

Elsa

 

 

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